mens-rights-activia:

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

toxicsapolo:

‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

mockiatoh:

hhawkeye:

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?

Did you let me die in your arms?

sicknastyjr:

johndave meetcute

androidboy:

androidboy:

can’t blame vampires for gettin erotic. you’re already suckin on someone’s neck but also your natural state is Cold and the bloods all fresh and warm and addicting like hot cocoa but sexy

like ur drinkin it and u can feel the warmth go down your throat and then it’s slowly spreading to the rest of your body like a slow petit mort and u haven’t felt that warm and alive since your last feeding and it just feels real good. like when you drink hot cocoa

androidboy:

androidboy:

humans appropriated the word “kid” from goats it’s never too late to start referring to babies as grubs

i have been on this godforsaken website for a decade now and have come to realize that with every post you make there’s a very large chance someone’s gonna relate it to homestuck. ive therefore decided since homestuck seems to be about everything it’s subsequently about nothing and no post is related to homestuck even posts about homestuck. coming near me or my grubs with any explanation of homestuck is a blockable offense

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

Look at how pretty the light is falling on my wall 🌟

Ignore sasuke

Stop making fun of my room

fried-reject:

somuchforthetolerantleft:

monkeysky:

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

what the fuck

Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.

caralarm-bicycles:

dankmemeuniversity:

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

cutabello:

claudettecosmogony:

papercutie:

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

crazy-brazilian:

courtnashe:

thornylocust:

chalkboardchelsea:

1-800-blurambles:

katco-cereal:

goldturnedgray:

cosmic-aria:

lastvalyrian:

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

Back when this site truly was lawless.

laniidae-passerine:

antiprivateeractivist:

laniidae-passerine:

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

r4cs0:

drtanner:

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

Right there